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Three
Points - Gone
With The Wind!
First
impressions,
they say,
last.
I'm not mad
keen on these
kind of
stadiums.
Breeze block
soulless
constructions.
No
heartbeat.
Maybe I'm an
old fart but
you've gotta
have at least
a second tier
on even one
stand
surely?!
It's the same,
all the way
around the
ground.
Some take the
piss out of
Everton FC for
the Park End
banners of
recent
seasons,
informing
anyone who
bothers to
look at them
of our various
achievements
but I'd rather
have them on
the outside of
"MY"
stadium than a
"border
wraparound"
screaming
Walkers crisps
inside the
ground.
Personally, I
found it
tacky.
The view and
the facilities
may indeed be
better than
what we have
at present but
modernisation
without a nod
in the
direction of
tradition
leaves you
feeling just a
bit
empty.
Something
missing that
you can't
*quite* put
your finger
on! A
bit like our
own Park End
perhaps!!
Anyway, the
game:
To say it was
a fresh day in
Leicester is
an
understatement.
It was blowing
a gale.
Some wag
thanked Above
for no
Unsworth
present.
Cruel.
Leicester
started more
positively,
helped by the
wind and their
secret weapon
- about 3,000
windswept
pieces of
plastic.
Everton looked
static.
The game
wasn't helped
one bit by
arguably the
most inept
performance
given by a
PROFESSIONAL
Premiership
ref.
Just how on
earth is Barry
Knight
officiating at
this
level?
Shocking.
We could argue
all day and
night about
Duncan
Ferguson's
dismissal but
from where I
was sitting it
looked as
though Duncan
(harshly
booked moments
earlier) gave
Knight the
opportunity he
relished.
Cue an early
bath yet
again.
Having now
seen the TV
pictures it's
hard to excuse
Duncan for
grabbing
Freund by the
throat.
However, I
could
perfectly
understand and
appreciate
Duncan's sheer
frustration at
that precise
moment.
That's how
Knight
officiated
throughout.
We weren't
necessarily a
dirty side yet
picked up
cards freely -
about as
freely as the
wind scattered
litter across
the
pitch.
Rooney's
yellow was
laughable!
He challenged
the Leicester
defender down
on the
touchline in
front of us
with the
result that
the Leicester
player (bigger
than our kid!)
hit the deck.
Now, if it was
a foul it was
a foul!
It's hard to
describe
perfectly but
if you can
imagine the
tackle taking
place and
nothing
happening then
for a few
seconds before
the referee
eventually
decided to
book the
offending
player! It
wasn't a case
of a referee
(or his
assistants)
spotting a
foul challenge
and booking a
player at that
instant, for
his offending
challenge.
A nothing
challenge
resulting in
Wayne Rooney
now finding
himself
suspended.
Petty
officialdom.
What made
matters worse,
in the first
half, were two
successive
Leicester City
corner kicks
not taken from
the proper
area.
Evertonians
were livid,
screaming at
the
"referee's
assistant"
(standing all
of 25
millimetres
away from the
corner flag)
to stop the
Leicester
player taking
either kick
from outside
the
area. It
was little
things like
this that
infuriated all
watching.
We're being
slightly
paranoid in
highlighting
the argument
that it was
mainly
ourselves on
the wrong end
of some bad
calls - but
christ did it
feel that
way! On
a day like
this, what
better way to
top it off but
to concede an
injury time
equaliser.
Summed it up
perfectly.
Gutted.
Sometimes,
when you feel
you're more
sinned against
than sinner,
you create a
feeling from
within, a
resolve - a
resolve to hit
back.
Rooney
epitomised
this after
Duncan's
dismissal.
He made one
great run from
wide left,
initially,
cutting
through the
Leicester
midfield/defence.
On the edge of
the box, with
defenders
closing in and
the keeper
closing the
angle, he
dragged his
shot wide
left. It
would've been
a fine
individual
effort. It's
not the first
time he's got
himself into a
position like
that only to
drag his shot
the wrong side
of the
post.
There's time
we forget
though that
he's only 18
years
old! In
the same move,
as Leicester's
defence parted
like the Red
Sea, it was
patently
obvious that
Steve Watson
has absolutely
no pace at
all.
Vainly he
tried to keep
up with Rooney
but despite
having acres
of space in
front of him
and looking
like "the
obvious
ball" for
Rooney to play
- pass out
right for
Watson to slot
home into an
empty net -
the truth was
that he hadn't
the
legs.
One for the
summer sales
perhaps?
Watson, not
Rooney!!!
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The
introduction
of
Tomasz
Radzinski
for the
ineffective
James
McFadden,
for the
second
half
made
sense
and also
set the
tone for
a
positive
Everton
second
half
performance.
The
blustery
conditions
helped
neither
side and
that
(thankfully!)
negated
the
aerial
threat
of one
Les
Ferdinand.
His
early
departure
was
greeted
with
glee by
the
travelling
Evertonians!
Ah, you
have to
laugh
whenever
the
chance
arises!
I've
already
commissioned
10,000
t-shirts
bearing
the
legend
"I
Woz
There
When Les
Ferdinand
Didn't
Score!"
As the
contest
deteriorated
and one
or two
aimless
hoofs
forward
in the
general
direction
of
Rooney
(or
Radzinski)
came to
nothing,
you felt
change
was
necessary.
It was
pointless
hoofing
balls
forward
as we
had no
target
up
front.
I
would've
liked to
have
seen
Kevin
Campbell
coming
on for
the
knackered
Steve
Watson.
Anyone
notice
the
colour
of
Watson's
shirt?!!
He
sweats
like
Shergar!!
Whatever
little
threat
we posed
up front
was
going to
come
from
balls to
feet and
trickery
from the
industrious
Radzinski
and
Rooney.
With
little
more
than ten
minutes
left on
the
clock,
we were
treated
to the
one real
bit of
magic on
the
day.
Rooney
collected
the ball
out
left,
turned
and
slipped
his
marker -
bang!
1-0 to
ten man
Everton
and
Rooney
in
raptures
down in
the
corner
with his
fellow
Evertonians
up there
above
him!
You
don't
need any
diplomas
to note
just how
much
scoring
for
Everton
means to
Wayne
Rooney.
He
continues
to live
his
dream,
writing
new
chapters
along
the
way.
You sell
him at
your
peril
EFC.
He is
the
present
and very
much OUR
future.
Just as
we were
about to
celebrate
a
precious
three
points -
disaster
struck.
Martyn
made a
fabulous
save,
turning
a
screamer
out for
a
corner.
Last
corner
of the
game,
two
minutes
of
stoppage
time
almost
up.
In
accordance
with
script,
and
Evertonian
fate, we
know
what
came
next.
It
did.
We upped
and
left.
Someday
it will
improve.
It
must.
Two
precious
points
chucked
away at
the
death.
"At
the
death"
- it's
amazing
how we
all use
such
terminology
when
talking
about
our
footy,
when you
consider
the
shocking
news
which
emerged
after
the
game.
One
Everton
fan had
travelled
to watch
his
beloved
team
play
football.
His
life,
taken
away
from him
by a
flying
piece of
debris -
described
as an
act of
God.
Sometimes
I
wonder......
Sincere
sympathy
to his
family
and I'll
ask
right
now,
before
any cock
ups can
occur -
will the
Club, as
a mark
of
respect,
afford
this
poor man
a
moment's
silence
pre-match
next
weekend
at
Goodison
Park.
R.I.P.
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